Being by nature a miserable and pedantic old so-and-so, I could fill pages with outpourings of bile against commonly mis-spelled, mis-pronounced and misunderstood words and expressions. Let me confine myself to two which particularly annoy me. First, I abhor the general pronunciation of 'February' as 'Febuary' (minus the 'r'). Second, in the context of furniture, the creeping tendency to replace 'drawers' with 'draws' never fails to make me cringe.
And don't get me going on writers who don't know the difference between 'draft' and 'draught'. And what about the Devil's Own 'should of' and 'must of'? Not to mention the recent write-up of a funeral which referred to the coffin being 'interned' - which would have had me spinning in my grave if I had been the corpse!
OK; I know that's more than two, but I couldn't help myself. Honest...