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"Pizzles"

(13 Posts)
Soutra Tue 07-Jan-14 19:56:25

In the pet suppliers today, in among the pigs' ears and the pigs' tails I came upon packets of "beef pizzles." So I asked the cashier what these were. She blushed and then gigglef and the penny dropped!!blush
Her canine pooch-ship was well chuffed so all I can say to creatures of a masculine persuasion is "Be afraid, be very afraid"!! grin

ninathenana Tue 07-Jan-14 20:02:09

shock smile

Bellasnana Tue 07-Jan-14 20:24:53

I had bought these some years ago and my dogs loved them but the pong was more than I could stand so never bought them again.

Anne58 Tue 07-Jan-14 20:28:03

It's an old English word for penis.

Bellasnana Tue 07-Jan-14 20:30:42

And if I remember correctly, Shakespeare used the expression ' you bull's pizzle' as an insult!

JessM Tue 07-Jan-14 21:12:37

As long as your dear dog does not take it into her head to have a go at any living ones soutra. Avoid fields with bullocks.

rosesarered Tue 07-Jan-14 21:17:21

Bellasnana are you sure Shakespeare used this as an insult?Most men would love this.

Ana Tue 07-Jan-14 21:30:10

grin

Bellasnana Tue 07-Jan-14 21:30:29

Lol! Yes, rosesarered . I have looked it up. Falstaff said it to Prince Henry in Henry IV part 1 , Act 2, scene 4. (amongst other insults!)

jinglbellsfrocks Tue 07-Jan-14 21:36:38

shock Don't they throw anything away?! Suppose we should be glad they don't put them in sausages. hmm

Ana Tue 07-Jan-14 21:53:51

They probably do...hmm

Ana Tue 07-Jan-14 21:54:45

The ones that aren't big enough to be used as dog chews...

grannyactivist Tue 07-Jan-14 23:32:28

My daughter remembers clearly the day I found her examining one of these in our local pet shop; she was about 13 at the time and was horrified when I told her what it was she was handling. Funnily enough she only mentioned it a couple of days ago. grin