We have what is known in our family as SBD s(silent but deadlies). Obviously it's not something to come out with when out with company but honestly it's a bodily function and keeping them in can cause a certain amount of discomfort, which is why I'm never too adventurous with my yoga moves -they're too hard anyway my regard for others.
We were at a gathering a while ago and someone let one drop, not me, moving away from where the foulness emanated from
not wishing to be associated with it, I did say to my vegetarian companion "was that you?" to which she replied "I can assure you that mine smell nothing like that, that's coming from a meat eater!" Then we saw the culprit lurking under the table, The Jack Russell of the home was moving surreptitiously round the room dropping them left right and centre, whilst everyone was doing their best to move away from where the last one was rising up from clearly hoping no one would think it was them