Well of course we are the ideal target for him! Here we are, tech savvy and no doubt most of us running very successful businesses.
Not wishing to brag, but (ahem) who do you think was behind the recent merger negotiations between Asda & Sainsburys?
YES!! it was me! I popped out to pick up a loaf of milk and a pint of bread (sic) and thought "How inconvenient it is, having to go to different places for certain own brand products?"
So, quick as a flash, I ran off a draft merger proposal document, sent it to both CEO's & MD's (just to be on the safe side) and before you could say "pass my cardy, there's a draft in here" the phone rang.
"Oh Phoenix" they said, please could you pop round at your earliest convenience and help us with this, because we're pretty sure we might need to consult with the Monopolies and Mergers people, and we can't do it without you".
So, pausing only to throw a casserole in the slow cooker and leave a note for Mr P off I went.
The rest, of course, you know.