I have had several calls asking if I have a funeral plan. I told an acquaintance about this and she said that her sister answered with the following:
'Yes I have a plan. I shall be at my funeral but I shall not be taking an active role' !!!!!!!
I tried it ......
Silence and caller ended call. It amuses me to wonder what the caller made of the answer to their query.
Lack of public toilets in towns.
Passports not in the drawer I always keep them in. Turning the place upside down.