Here are a couple of stories some emailed to me :-
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter - as she'd done many times before.
After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"
I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.....
I can see Mrs. P doing that now
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.
He asked me how old I was, and I told him - 62.
My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"