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VB000 Thu 08-Dec-22 16:31:55

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'” the woman said embarrassingly.
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.”

He thought a minute and then said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I’m sure your parrots will stop saying that… that phrase in no time.”

“Thank you,” the lady responded, “this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, clutching their rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, “Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”

timetogo2016 Thu 08-Dec-22 16:39:49

That made me laugh VB000.
Thank you.

kathsue Thu 08-Dec-22 16:40:05

grin

ilovepuffins Thu 08-Dec-22 17:41:43

Thank you for making me laugh smile

Wheniwasyourage Thu 08-Dec-22 17:52:11

grin Thank you!

Hellogirl1 Thu 08-Dec-22 18:02:16

Thank you for the laugh!

grannydarkhair Fri 09-Dec-22 01:28:02

😁👍

FannyCornforth Fri 09-Dec-22 01:54:27

A man has a foul mouthed (beaked?) parrot who will not stop swearing.
It’s driving the bloke mad with its’ constant obscenities.

He threatens to put him in the fridge to punish him.

The parrot continues to swear; so into the fridge he goes.

5 minutes later, the chap lets him out of the fridge.

‘Are you going to stop swearing now?’ he asks the parrot.

‘Yes’, the parrot immediately replies, adding
‘But what did that chicken do?’
🦜

sparkly1000 Fri 09-Dec-22 20:43:33

Lady pops into the pet shop to buy a parrot, £250 for each, one for a fiver. Why so cheap she asked.

He was a rescue from a brothel that closed down some months ago and his language is rather ripe.The lady took the parrot home and said to him “My good husband Joseph will be home from work soon, be polite please.

Joseph arrives home and greets the said parrot who flapped his wings in delight and said

Hi Joe, long time no see.