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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 08:44:40

There once was a hippo with jaw ache.

Elegran Thu 17-Jul-14 09:18:18

Ten miles from the dentist in Warwick

MiniMouse Thu 17-Jul-14 09:50:31

The route map he red

Elegran Thu 17-Jul-14 10:28:47

Took a black cab and said

MiniMouse Thu 17-Jul-14 10:50:18

Take the next turning just past Swan Lake.

(Does a bird count as an animal?)

Elegran Thu 17-Jul-14 11:01:59

(of course a bird is an animal, so are insects, fish, and dinosaurs - plenty of strange useful words in dinosaur varieties)

FarNorth Thu 17-Jul-14 20:12:32

I saw them go in two by two

NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 20:17:10

The red baboon has nicked my shoe

MiniMouse Thu 17-Jul-14 20:17:39

The Ark sailed on the ocean blue

MiniMouse Thu 17-Jul-14 20:18:26

(Mine's too late and yours is funnier NanKate!)

MiniMouse Thu 17-Jul-14 20:19:29

Noah lined up the apes

FarNorth Thu 17-Jul-14 20:37:52

'Mid black looks and gapes

NanKate Fri 18-Jul-14 07:03:55

The small brown Ellie is turning blue.

MiniMouse Fri 18-Jul-14 10:06:16

The cat's just walked on the keyboard

NanKate Fri 18-Jul-14 19:41:12

He's learning the Blues on the harpsichord.

MiniMouse Fri 18-Jul-14 19:50:35

The parrot's joined in

Ana Fri 18-Jul-14 20:10:45

These aren't limericks. Nothing makes sense.
Please call them nonsense rhymes next time! confused

FarNorth Fri 18-Jul-14 20:58:08

They make qu(wh)ite a din

Galen Fri 18-Jul-14 21:34:17

As the camel said to the djin

MiniMouse Sat 19-Jul-14 09:30:28

Two leopards were chasing their spots

AlieOxon Sat 19-Jul-14 09:48:35

(What is everybody on???)

Elegran Sat 19-Jul-14 10:03:38

(Time to repeat the template? Again?

Di pom di di pom di di pom di
Di pom di di pom di di pom di

Di pom di di pom
Di pom di di pom

Di pom di di pom di di pom di

The black syllables are emphasised, the not-black ones are not.)

Elegran Sat 19-Jul-14 10:04:55

(Oh, and the first, second and last lines rhyme together, the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other.)

As you were.

MiniMouse Sat 19-Jul-14 10:30:27

Two leopards were looking for black spots

(Better?!)